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The Age Of Reason, Part
Two
By Thomas Paine
I HAVE mentioned in the former part of The Age of Reason that it had long
been my intention to publish my thoughts upon Religion; but that I had
originally reserved it to a later period in life, intending it to be the
last work I should undertake. The circumstances, however, which existed in
France in the latter end of the year 1793, determined me to delay it no
longer. The just and humane principles of the Revolution which Philosophy
had first diffused, had been departed from. The Idea, always dangerous to
Society as it is derogatory to the Almighty,--that priests could forgive
sins,--though it seemed to exist no longer, had blunted the feelings of
humanity, and callously prepared men for the commission of all crimes. The
intolerant spirit of church persecution had transferred itself into
politics; the tribunals, stiled Revolutionary, supplied the place of an
Inquisition; and the Guillotine of the Stake. I saw many of my most intimate
friends destroyed; others daily carried to prison; and I had reason to
believe, and had also intimations given me, that the same danger was
approaching myself.
Under these disadvantages, I began the former part of the Age of Reason;
I had, besides, neither Bible nor Testament [It must be borne in mind that
throughout this work Paine generaly means by "Bible" only the Old Testamut,
and speaks of the Now as the "Testament."--Editor.] to refer to, though I
was writing against both; nor could I procure any; notwithstanding which I
have produced a work that no Bible Believer, though writing at his ease and
with a Library of Church Books about him, can refute. Towards the latter end
of December of that year, a motion was made and carried, to exclude
foreigners from the Convention. There were but two, Anacharsis Cloots and
myself; and I saw I was particularly pointed at by Bourdon de l'Oise, in his
speech on that motion.
Conceiving, after this, that I had but a few days of liberty, I sat down
and brought the work to a close as speedily as possible; and I had not
finished it more than six hours, in the state it has since appeared, [This
is an allusion to the essay which Paine wrote at an earlier part of 1793.
See Introduction.--Editor.] before a guard came there, about three in the
morning, with an order signed by the two Committees of Public Safety and
Surety General, for putting me in arrestation as a foreigner, and conveying
me to the prison of the Luxembourg. I contrived, in my way there, to call on
Joel Barlow, and I put the Manuscript of the work into his hands, as more
safe than in my possession in prison; and not knowing what might be the fate
in France either of the writer or the work, I addressed it to the protection
of the citizens of the United States.
It is justice that I say, that the guard who executed this order, and the
interpreter to the Committee of General Surety, who accompanied them to
examine my papers, treated me not only with civility, but with respect. The
keeper of the 'Luxembourg, Benoit, a man of good heart, shewed to me every
friendship in his power, as did also all his family, while he continued in
that station. He was removed from it, put into arrestation, and carried
before the tribunal upon a malignant accusation, but acquitted.
After I had been in Luxembourg about three weeks, the Americans then in
Paris went in a body to the Convention to reclaim me as their countryman and
friend; but were answered by the President, Vadier, who was also President
of the Committee of Surety General, and had signed the order for my
arrcstation, that I was born in England. [These excited Americans do not
seem to have understood or reported the most important item in Vadeer's
reply, namely that their application was "unofficial," i.e. not made through
or sanctioned by Gouverneur Morris, American Minister. For the detailed
history of all this see vol. iii.--Editor.] I heard no more, after this,
from any person out of the walls of the prison, till the fall of
Robespierre, on the 9th of Thermidor --July 27, 1794.
About two months before this event, I was seized with a fever that in its
progress had every symptom of becoming mortal, and from the effects of which
I am not recovered. It was then that I remembered with renewed satisfaction,
and congratulated myself most sincerely, on having written the former part
of The Age of Reason. I had then but little expectation of surviving, and
those about me had less. I know therefore by experience the conscientious
trial of my own principles.
I was then with three chamber comrades: Joseph Vanheule of Bruges,
Charles Bastfni, and Michael Robyns of Louvain. The unceasing and anxious
attention of these three friends to me, by night and day, I remember with
gratitude and mention with pleasure. It happened that a physician (Dr.
Graham) and a surgeon, (Mr. Bond,) part of the suite of General O'Hara, [The
officer who at Yorktown, Virginia, carried out the sword of Cornwallis for
surrender, and satirically offered it to Rochambcau instead of Washington.
Paine loaned him 300 pounds when he (O'Hara) left the prison, the money he
had concealed in the lock of his cell-door. --Edifor.] were then in the
Luxembourg: I ask not myself whether it be convenient to them, as men under
the English Government, that I express to them my thanks; but I should
reproach myself if I did not; and also to the physician of the Luxembourg,
Dr. Markoski.
I have some reason to believe, because I cannot discover any other, that
this illness preserved me in existence. Among the papers of Robespierre that
were examined and reported upon to the Convention by a Committee of
Deputies, is a note in the hand writing of Robespierre, in the following
words:
"Ddmander que Thomas Paine soit decrete d'accusation, pour l'interet
de l'Amerique autant que de la France." [Demand that Thomas Paine be
decreed of accusation, for the interest of America, as well as of France.]
From what cause it was that the intention was not put in execution, I
know not, and cannot inform myself; and therefore I ascribe it to
impossibility, on account of that illness.
The Convention, to repair as much as lay in their power the injustice I
had sustained, invited me publickly and unanimously to return into the
Convention, and which I accepted, to shew I could bear an injury without
permitting it to injure my principles or my disposition. It is not because
right principles have been violated, that they are to be abandoned.
I have seen, since I have been at liberty, several publications written,
some in America, and some in England, as answers to the former part of "The
Age of Reason." If the authors of these can amuse themselves by so doing, I
shall not interrupt them, They may write against the work, and against me,
as much as they please; they do me more service than they intend, and I can
have no objection that they write on. They will find, however, by this
Second Part, without its being written as an answer to them, that they must
return to their work, and spin their cobweb over again. The first is brushed
away by accident.
They will now find that I have furnished myself with a Bible and
Testament; and I can say also that I have found them to be much worse books
than I had conceived. If I have erred in any thing, in the former part of
the Age of Reason, it has been by speaking better of some parts than they
deserved.
I observe, that all my opponents resort, more or less, to what they call
Scripture Evidence and Bible authority, to help them out. They are so little
masters of the subject, as to confound a dispute about authenticity with a
dispute about doctrines; I will, however, put them right, that if they
should be disposed to write any more, they may know how to begin.
THOMAS PAINE.
October, 1795.

IT has often been said that any thing may be proved from the Bible; but
before any thing can be admitted as proved by Bible, the Bible itself must
be proved to be true; for if the Bible be not true, or the truth of it be
doubtful, it ceases to have authority, and cannot be admitted as proof of
any thing.
It has been the practice of all Christian commentators on the Bible, and
of all Christian priests and preachers, to impose the Bible on the world as
a mass of truth, and as the word of God; they have disputed and wrangled,
and have anathematized each other about the supposeable meaning of
particular parts and passages therein; one has said and insisted that such a
passage meant such a thing, another that it meant directly the contrary, and
a third, that it meant neither one nor the other, but something different
from both; and this they have called undffstanding the Bible.
It has happened, that all the answers that I have seen to the former part
of 'The Age of Reason' have been written by priests: and these pious men,
like their predecessors, contend and wrangle, and understand the Bible; each
understands it differently, but each understands it best; and they have
agreed in nothing but in telling their readers that Thomas Paine understands
it not.
Now instead of wasting their time, and heating themselves in fractious
disputations about doctrinal points drawn from the Bible, these men ought to
know, and if they do not it is civility to inform them, that the first thing
to be understood is, whether there is sufficient authority for believing the
Bible to be the word of God, or whether there is not?
There are matters in that book, said to be done by the express command of
God, that are as shocking to humanity, and to every idea we have of moral
justice, as any thing done by Robespierre, by Carrier, by Joseph le Bon, in
France, by the English government in the East Indies, or by any other
assassin in modern times. When we read in the books ascribed to Moses,
Joshua, etc., that they (the Israelites) came by stealth upon whole nations
of people, who, as the history itself shews, had given them no offence; that
they put all those nations to the sword; that they spared neither age nor
infancy; that they utterly destroyed men, women and children; that they left
not a soul to breathe; expressions that are repeated over and over again in
those books, and that too with exulting ferocity; are we sure these things
are facts? are we sure that the Creator of man commissioned those things to
be done? Are we sure that the books that tell us so were written by his
authority?
It is not the antiquity of a tale that is an evidence of its truth; on
the contrary, it is a symptom of its being fabulous; for the more ancient
any history pretends to be, the more it has the resemblance of a fable. The
origin of every nation is buried in fabulous tradition, and that of the Jews
is as much to be suspected as any other.
To charger the commission of things upon the Almighty, which in their own
nature, and by every rule of moral justice, are crimes, as all assassination
is, and more especially the assassination of infants, is matter of serious
concern. The Bible tells us, that those assassinations were done by the
express command of God. To believe therefore the Bible to be true, we must
unbelieve all our belief in the moral justice of God; for wherein could
crying or smiling infants offend? And to read the Bible without horror, we
must undo every thing that is tender, sympathising, and benevolent in the
heart of man. Speaking for myself, if I had no other evidence that the Bible
is fabulous, than the sacrifice I must make to believe it to be true, that
alone would be sufficient to determine my choice.
But in addition to all the moral evidence against the Bible, I will, in
the progress of this work, produce such other evidence as even a priest
cannot deny; and show, from that evidence, that the Bible is not entitled to
credit, as being the word of God.
But, before I proceed to this examination, I will show wherein the Bible
differs from all other ancient writings with respect to the nature of the
evidence necessary to establish its authenticity; and this is is the more
proper to be done, because the advocates of the Bible, in their answers to
the former part of 'The Age of Reason,' undertake to say, and they put some
stress thereon, that the authenticity of the Bible is as well established as
that of any other ancient book: as if our belief of the one could become any
rule for our belief of the other.
I know, however, but of one ancient book that authoritatively challenges
universal consent and belief, and that is Euclid's Elements of Geometry;
[Euclid, according to chronological history, lived three hundred years
before Christ, and about one hundred before Archimedes; he was of the city
of Alexandria, in Egypt. --Author.] and the reason is, because it is a book
of self-evident demonstration, entirely independent of its author, and of
every thing relating to time, place, and circumstance. The matters contained
in that book would have the same authority they now have, had they been
written by any other person, or had the work been anonymous, or had the
author never been known; for the identical certainty of who was the author
makes no part of our belief of the matters contained in the book. But it is
quite otherwise with respect to the books ascribed to Moses, to Joshua, to
Samuel, etc.: those are books of testimony, and they testify of things
naturally incredible; and therefore the whole of our belief, as to the
authenticity of those books, rests, in the first place, upon the certainty
that they were written by Moses, Joshua, and Samuel; secondly, upon the
credit we give to their testimony. We may believe the first, that is, may
believe the certainty of the authorship, and yet not the testimony; in the
same manner that we may believe that a certain person gave evidence upon a
case, and yet not believe the evidence that he gave. But if it should be
found that the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua, and Samuel, were not written
by Moses, Joshua, and Samuel, every part of the authority and authenticity
of those books is gone at once; for there can be no such thing as forged or
invented testimony; neither can there be anonymous testimony, more
especially as to things naturally incredible; such as that of talking with
God face to face, or that of the sun and moon standing still at the command
of a man.
The greatest part of the other ancient books are works of genius; of
which kind are those ascribed to Homer, to Plato, to Aristotle, to
Demosthenes, to Cicero, etc. Here again the author is not an essential in
the credit we give to any of those works; for as works of genius they would
have the same merit they have now, were they anonymous. Nobody believes the
Trojan story, as related by Homer, to be true; for it is the poet only that
is admired, and the merit of the poet will remain, though the story be
fabulous. But if we disbelieve the matters related by the Bible authors
(Moses for instance) as we disbelieve the things related by Homer, there
remains nothing of Moses in our estimation, but an imposter. As to the
ancient historians, from Herodotus to Tacitus, we credit them as far as they
relate things probable and credible, and no further: for if we do, we must
believe the two miracles which Tacitus relates were performed by Vespasian,
that of curing a lame man, and a blind man, in just the same manner as the
same things are told of Jesus Christ by his historians. We must also believe
the miracles cited by Josephus, that of the sea of Pamphilia opening to let
Alexander and his army pass, as is related of the Red Sea in Exodus. These
miracles are quite as well authenticated as the Bible miracles, and yet we
do not believe them; consequently the degree of evidence necessary to
establish our belief of things naturally incredible, whether in the Bible or
elsewhere, is far greater than that which obtains our belief to natural and
probable things; and therefore the advocates for the Bible have no claim to
our belief of the Bible because that we believe things stated in other
ancient writings; since that we believe the things stated in those writings
no further than they are probable and credible, or because they are
self-evident, like Euclid; or admire them because they are elegant, like
Homer; or approve them because they are sedate, like Plato; or judicious,
like Aristotle.
Having premised these things, I proceed to examine the authenticity of
the Bible; and I begin with what are called the five books of Moses,
Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. My intention is to
shew that those books are spurious, and that Moses is not the author of
them; and still further, that they were not written in the time of Moses nor
till several hundred years afterwards; that they are no other than an
attempted history of the life of Moses, and of the times in which he is said
to have lived, and also of the times prior thereto, written by some very
ignorant and stupid pretenders to authorship, several hundred years after
the death of Moses; as men now write histories of things that happened, or
are supposed to have happened, several hundred or several thousand years
ago.
The evidence that I shall produce in this case is from the books
themselves; and I will confine myself to this evidence only. Were I to refer
for proofs to any of the ancient authors, whom the advocates of the Bible
call prophane authors, they would controvert that authority, as I controvert
theirs: I will therefore meet them on their own ground, and oppose them with
their own weapon, the Bible.
In the first place, there is no affirmative evidence that Moses is the
author of those books; and that he is the author, is altogether an unfounded
opinion, got abroad nobody knows how. The style and manner in which those
books are written give no room to believe, or even to suppose, they were
written by Moses; for it is altogether the style and manner of another
person speaking of Moses. In Exodus, Leviticus and Numbers, (for every thing
in Genesis is prior to the times of Moses and not the least allusion is made
to him therein,) the whole, I say, of these books is in the third person; it
is always, the Lord said unto Moses, or Moses said unto the Lord; or Moses
said unto the people, or the people said unto Moses; and this is the style
and manner that historians use in speaking of the person whose lives and
actions they are writing. It may be said, that a man may speak of himself in
the third person, and, therefore, it may be supposed that Moses did; but
supposition proves nothing; and if the advocates for the belief that Moses
wrote those books himself have nothing better to advance than supposition,
they may as well be silent.
But granting the grammatical right, that Moses might speak of himself in
the third person, because any man might speak of himself in that manner, it
cannot be admitted as a fact in those books, that it is Moses who speaks,
without rendering Moses truly ridiculous and absurd:--for example, Numbers
xii. 3: "Now the man Moses was very MEEK, above all the men which were on
the face of the earth." If Moses said this of himself, instead of being the
meekest of men, he was one of the most vain and arrogant coxcombs; and the
advocates for those books may now take which side they please, for both
sides are against them: if Moses was not the author, the books are without
authority; and if he was the author, the author is without credit, because
to boast of meekness is the reverse of meekness, and is a lie in sentiment.
In Deuteronomy, the style and manner of writing marks more evidently than
in the former books that Moses is not the writer. The manner here used is
dramatical; the writer opens the subject by a short introductory discourse,
and then introduces Moses as in the act of speaking, and when he has made
Moses finish his harrangue, he (the writer) resumes his own part, and speaks
till he brings Moses forward again, and at last closes the scene with an
account of the death, funeral, and character of Moses.
This interchange of speakers occurs four times in this book: from the
first verse of the first chapter, to the end of the fifth verse, it is the
writer who speaks; he then introduces Moses as in the act of making his
harrangue, and this continues to the end of the 40th verse of the fourth
chapter; here the writer drops Moses, and speaks historically of what was
done in consequence of what Moses, when living, is supposed to have said,
and which the writer has dramatically rehearsed.
The writer opens the subject again in the first verse of the fifth
chapter, though it is only by saying that Moses called the people of Isracl
together; he then introduces Moses as before, and continues him as in the
act of speaking, to the end of the 26th chapter. He does the same thing at
the beginning of the 27th chapter; and continues Moses as in the act of
speaking, to the end of the 28th chapter. At the 29th chapter the writer
speaks again through the whole of the first verse, and the first line of the
second verse, where he introduces Moses for the last time, and continues him
as in the act of speaking, to the end of the 33d chapter.
The writer having now finished the rehearsal on the part of Moses, comes
forward, and speaks through the whole of the last chapter: he begins by
telling the reader, that Moses went up to the top of Pisgah, that he saw
from thence the land which (the writer says) had been promised to Abraham,
Isaac, and Jacob; that he, Moses, died there in the land of Moab, that he
buried him in a valley in the land of Moab, but that no man knoweth of his
sepulchre unto this day, that is unto the time in which the writer lived who
wrote the book of Deuteronomy. The writer then tells us, that Moses was one
hundred and ten years of age when he died --that his eye was not dim, nor
his natural force abated; and he concludes by saying, that there arose not a
prophet since in Israel like unto Moses, whom, says this anonymous writer,
the Lord knew face to face.
Having thus shewn, as far as grammatical evidence implics, that Moses was
not the writer of those books, I will, after making a few observations on
the inconsistencies of the writer of the book of Deuteronomy, proceed to
shew, from the historical and chronological evidence contained in those
books, that Moses was not, because he could not be, the writer of them; and
consequently, that there is no authority for believing that the inhuman and
horrid butcheries of men, women, and children, told of in those books, were
done, as those books say they were, at the command of God. It is a duty
incumbent on every true deist, that he vindicates the moral justice of God
against the calumnies of the Bible.
The writer of the book of Deuteronomy, whoever he was, for it is an
anonymous work, is obscure, and also contradictory with himself in the
account he has given of Moses.
After telling that Moses went to the top of Pisgah (and it does not
appear from any account that he ever came down again) he tells us, that
Moses died there in the land of Moab, and that he buried him in a valley in
the land of Moab; but as there is no antecedent to the pronoun he, there is
no knowing who he was, that did bury him. If the writer meant that he (God)
buried him, how should he (the writer) know it? or why should we (the
readers) believe him? since we know not who the writer was that tells us so,
for certainly Moses could not himself tell where he was buried.
The writer also tells us, that no man knoweth where the sepulchre of
Moses is unto this day, meaning the time in which this writer lived; how
then should he know that Moses was buried in a valley in the land of Moab?
for as the writer lived long after the time of Moses, as is evident from his
using the expression of unto this day, meaning a great length of time after
the death of Moses, he certainly was not at his funeral; and on the other
hand, it is impossible that Moses himself could say that no man knoweth
where the sepulchre is unto this day. To make Moses the speaker, would be an
improvement on the play of a child that hides himself and cries nobody can
find me; nobody can find Moses.
This writer has no where told us how he came by the speeches which he has
put into the mouth of Moses to speak, and therefore we have a right to
conclude that he either composed them himself, or wrote them from oral
tradition. One or other of these is the more probable, since he has given,
in the fifth chapter, a table of commandments, in which that called the
fourth commandment is different from the fourth commandment in the twentieth
chapter of Exodus. In that of Exodus, the reason given for keeping the
seventh day is, because (says the commandment) God made the heavens and the
earth in six days, and rested on the seventh; but in that of Deuteronomy,
the reason given is, that it was the day on which the children of Israel
came out of Egypt, and therefore, says this commandment, the Lord thy God
commanded thee to kee the sabbath-day This makes no mention of the creation,
nor that of the coming out of Egypt. There are also many things given as
laws of Moses in this book, that are not to be found in any of the other
books; among which is that inhuman and brutal law, xxi. 18, 19, 20, 21,
which authorizes parents, the father and the mother, to bring their own
children to have them stoned to death for what it pleased them to call
stubbornness.--But priests have always been fond of preaching up
Deuteronomy, for Deuteronomy preaches up tythes; and it is from this book,
xxv. 4, they have taken the phrase, and applied it to tything, that "thou
shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth Out the corn:" and that this might
not escape observation, they have noted it in the table of contents at the
head of the chapter, though it is only a single verse of less than two
lines. O priests! priests! ye are willing to be compared to an ox, for the
sake of tythes. [An elegant pocket edition of Paine's Theological Works
(London. R. Carlile, 1822) has in its title a picture of Paine, as a Moses
in evening dress, unfolding the two tables of his "Age of Reason" to a famer
from whom the Bishop of Llandaff (who replied to this work) has taken a
sheaf and a lamb which he is carrying to a church at the summit of a well
stocked hill. --Editor.]--Though it is impossible for us to know identically
who the writer of Deuteronomy was, it is not difficult to discover him
professionally, that he was some Jewish priest, who lived, as I shall shew
in the course of this work, at least three hundred and fifty years after the
time of Moses.
I come now to speak of the historical and chronological evidence. The
chronology that I shall use is the Bible chronology; for I mean not to go
out of the Bible for evidence of any thing, but to make the Bible itself
prove historically and chronologically that Moses is not the author of the
books ascribed to him. It is therefore proper that I inform the readers
(such an one at least as may not have the opportunity of knowing it) that in
the larger Bibles, and also in some smaller ones, there is a series of
chronology printed in the margin of every page for the purpose of shawing
how long the historical matters stated in each page happened, or are
supposed to have happened, before Christ, and consequently the distance of
time between one historical circumstance and another.
I begin with the book of Genesis.--In Genesis xiv., the writer gives an
account of Lot being taken prisoner in a battle between the four kings
against five, and carried off; and that when the account of Lot being taken
came to Abraham, that he armed all his household and marched to rescue Lot
from the captors; and that he pursued them unto Dan. (ver. 14.)
To shew in what manner this expression of Pursuing them unto Dan applies
to the case in question, I will refer to two circumstances, the one in
America, the other in France. The city now called New York, in America, was
originally New Amsterdam; and the town in France, lately called Havre Marat,
was before called Havre-de-Grace. New Amsterdam was changed to New York in
the year 1664; Havre-de-Grace to Havre Marat in the year 1793. Should,
therefore, any writing be found, though without date, in which the name of
New-York should be mentioned, it would be certain evidence that such a
writing could not have been written before, and must have been written after
New Amsterdam was changed to New York, and consequently not till after the
year 1664, or at least during the course of that year. And in like manner,
any dateless writing, with the name of Havre Marat, would be certain
evidence that such a writing must have been written after Havre-de-Grace
became Havre Marat, and consequently not till after the year 1793, or at
least during the course of that year.
I now come to the application of those cases, and to show that there was
no such place as Dan till many years after the death of Moses; and
consequently, that Moses could not be the writer of the book of Genesis,
where this account of pursuing them unto Dan is given.
The place that is called Dan in the Bible was originally a town of the
Gentiles, called Laish; and when the tribe of Dan seized upon this town,
they changed its name to Dan, in commemoration of Dan, who was the father of
that tribe, and the great grandson of Abraham.
To establish this in proof, it is necessary to refer from Genesis to
chapter xviii. of the book called the Book of judges. It is there said (ver.
27) that "they (the Danites) came unto Laish to a people that were quiet and
secure, and they smote them with the edge of the sword [the Bible is filled
with murder] and burned the city with fire; and they built a city, (ver.
28,) and dwelt therein, and [ver. 29,] they called the name of the city Dan,
after the name of Dan, their father; howbeit the name of the city was Laish
at the first."
This account of the Danites taking possession of Laish and changing it to
Dan, is placed in the book of Judges immediately after the death of Samson.
The death of Samson is said to have happened B.C. 1120 and that of Moses
B.C. 1451; and, therefore, according to the historical arrangement, the
place was not called Dan till 331 years after the death of Moses.
There is a striking confusion between the historical and the
chronological arrangement in the book of judges. The last five chapters, as
they stand in the book, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, are put chronologically before
all the preceding chapters; they are made to be 28 years before the 16th
chapter, 266 before the 15th, 245 before the 13th, 195 before the 9th, go
before the 4th, and 15 years before the 1st chapter. This shews the
uncertain and fabulous state of the Bible. According to the chronological
arrangement, the taking of Laish, and giving it the name of Dan, is made to
be twenty years after the death of Joshua, who was the successor of Moses;
and by the historical order, as it stands in the book, it is made to be 306
years after the death of Joshua, and 331 after that of Moses; but they both
exclude Moses from being the writer of Genesis, because, according to either
of the statements, no such a place as Dan existed in the time of Moses; and
therefore the writer of Genesis must have been some person who lived after
the town of Laish had the name of Dan; and who that person was nobody knows,
and consequently the book of Genesis is anonymous, and without authority.
I come now to state another point of historical and chronological
evidence, and to show therefrom, as in the preceding case, that Moses is not
the author of the book of Genesis.
In Genesis xxxvi. there is given a genealogy of the sons and descendants
of Esau, who are called Edomites, and also a list by name of the kings of
Edom; in enumerating of which, it is said, verse 31, "And these are the
kings that reigned in Edom, before there reigned any king over the children
of Israel."
Now, were any dateless writing to be found, in which, speaking of any
past events, the writer should say, these things happened before there was
any Congress in America, or before there was any Convention in France, it
would be evidence that such writing could not have been written before, and
could only be written after there was a Congress in America or a Convention
in France, as the case might be; and, consequently, that it could not be
written by any person who died before there was a Congress in the one
country, or a Convention in the other.
Nothing is more frequent, as well in history as in conversation, than to
refer to a fact in the room of a date: it is most natural so to do, because
a fact fixes itself in the memory better than a date; secondly, because the
fact includes the date, and serves to give two ideas at once; and this
manner of speaking by circumstances implies as positively that the fact
alluded to is past, as if it was so expressed. When a person in speaking
upon any matter, says, it was before I was married, or before my son was
born, or before I went to America, or before I went to France, it is
absolutely understood, and intended to be understood, that he has been
married, that he has had a son, that he has been in America, or been in
France. Language does not admit of using this mode of expression in any
other sense; and whenever such an expression is found anywhere, it can only
be understood in the sense in which only it could have been used.
The passage, therefore, that I have quoted--that "these are the kings
that reigned in Edom, before there reigned any king over the children of
Israel," could only have been written after the first king began to reign
over them; and consequently that the book of Genesis, so far from having
been written by Moses, could not have been written till the time of Saul at
least. This is the positive sense of the passage; but the expression, any
king, implies more kings than one, at least it implies two, and this will
carry it to the time of David; and, if taken in a general sense, it carries
itself through all times of the Jewish monarchy.
Had we met with this verse in any part of the Bible that professed to
have been written after kings began to reign in Israel, it would have been
impossible not to have seen the application of it. It happens then that this
is the case; the two books of Chronicles, which give a history of all the
kings of Israel, are professedly, as well as in fact, written after the
Jewish monarchy began; and this verse that I have quoted, and all the
remaining verses of Genesis xxxvi. are, word for word, In 1 Chronicles i.,
beginning at the 43d verse.
It was with consistency that the writer of the Chronicles could say as he
has said, 1 Chron. i. 43, These are the kings that reigned in Edom, before
there reigned any king ever the children of Israel," because he was going to
give, and has given, a list of the kings that had reigned in Israel; but as
it is impossible that the same expression could have been used before that
period, it is as certain as any thing can be proved from historical
language, that this part of Genesis is taken from Chronicles, and that
Genesis is not so old as Chronicles, and probably not so old as the book of
Homer, or as AEsop's Fables; admitting Homer to have been, as the tables of
chronology state, contemporary with David or Solomon, and AEsop to have
lived about the end of the Jewish monarchy.
Take away from Genesis the belief that Moses was the author, on which
only the strange belief that it is the word of God has stood, and there
remains nothing of Genesis but an anonymous book of stories, fables, and
traditionary or invented absurdities, or of downright lies. The story of Eve
and the serpent, and of Noah and his ark, drops to a level with the Arabian
Tales, without the merit of being entertaining, and the account of men
living to eight and nine hundred years becomes as fabulous as the
immortality of the giants of the Mythology.
Besides, the character of Moses, as stated in the Bible, is the most
horrid that can be imagined. If those accounts be true, he was the wretch
that first began and carried on wars on the score or on the pretence of
religion; and under that mask, or that infatuation, committed the most
unexampled atrocities that are to be found in the history of any nation. Of
which I will state only one instance:
When the Jewish army returned from one of their plundering and murdering
excursions, the account goes on as follows (Numbers xxxi. 13): "And Moses,
and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation, went forth
to meet them without the camp; and Moses was wroth with the officers of the
host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which
came from the battle; and Moses said unto them, "Have ye saved all the women
alive?" behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of
Balaam, to commit trespass against the Lord in the matter of Peor, and there
was a plague among the congregation of the Lord. Now therefore, "kill every
male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known a man by
lying with him; but all the women-children that have not known a man by
lying with him, keep alive for Yourselves."
Among the detestable villains that in any period of the world have
disgraced the name of man, it is impossible to find a greater than Moses, if
this account be true. Here is an order to butcher the boys, to massacre the
mothers, and debauch the daughters.
Let any mother put herself in the situation of those mothers, one child
murdered, another destined to violation, and herself in the hands of an
executioner: let any daughter put herself in the situation of those
daughters, destined as a prey to the murderers of a mother and a brother,
and what will be their feelings? It is in vain that we attempt to impose
upon nature, for nature will have her course, and the religion that tortures
all her social ties is a false religion.
After this detestable order, follows an account of the plunder taken, and
the manner of dividing it; and here it is that the profanenegs of priestly
hypocrisy increases the catalogue of crimes. Verse 37, "And the Lord's
tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and fifteen; and the
beeves were thirty and six thousand, of which the Lord's tribute was
threescore and twelve; and the asses were thirty thousand, of which the
Lord's tribute was threescore and one; and the persons were sixteen
thousand, of which the Lord's tribute was thirty and two." In short, the
matters contained in this chapter, as well as in many other parts of the
Bible, are too horrid for humanity to read, or for decency to hear; for it
appears, from the 35th verse of this chapter, that the number of
women-children consigned to debauchery by the order of Moses was thirty-two
thousand.
People in general know not what wickedness there is in this pretended
word of God. Brought up in habits of superstition, they take it for granted
that the Bible is true, and that it is good; they permit themselves not to
doubt of it, and they carry the ideas they form of the benevolence of the
Almighty to the book which they have been taught to believe was written by
his authority. Good heavens! it is quite another thing, it is a book of
lies, wickedness, and blasphemy; for what can be greater blasphemy, than to
ascribe the wickedness of man to the orders of the Almighty!
But to return to my subject, that of showing that Moses is not the author
of the books ascribed to him, and that the Bible is spurious. The two
instances I have already given would be sufficient, without any additional
evidence, to invalidate the authenticity of any book that pretended to be
four or five hundred years more ancient than the matters it speaks of,
refers to, them as facts; for in the case of pursuing them unto Dan, and of
the kings that reigned over the children of Israel; not even the flimsy
pretence of prophecy can be pleaded. The expressions are in the preter
tense, and it would be downright idiotism to say that a man could prophecy
in the preter tense.
But there are many other passages scattered throughout those books that
unite in the same point of evidence. It is said in Exodus, (another of the
books ascribed to Moses,) xvi. 35: "And the children of Israel did eat manna
until they came to a land inhabited; they did eat manna untit they came unto
the borders of the land of Canaan."
Whether the children of Israel ate manna or not, or what manna was, or
whether it was anything more than a kind of fungus or small mushroom, or
other vegetable substance common to that part of the country, makes no part
of my argument; all that I mean to show is, that it is not Moses that could
write this account, because the account extends itself beyond the life time
of Moses. Moses, according to the Bible, (but it is such a book of lies and
contradictions there is no knowing which part to believe, or whether any)
died in the wilderness, and never came upon the borders of 'the land,of
Canaan; and consequently, it could not be he that said what the children of
Israel did, or what they ate when they came there. This account of eating
manna, which they tell us was written by Moses, extends itself to the time
of Joshua, the successor of Moses, as appears by the account given in the
book of Joshua, after the children of Israel had passed the river Jordan,
and came into the borders of the land of Canaan. Joshua, v. 12: "And the
manna ceased on the morrow, after they had eaten of the old corn of the
land; neither had the children of Israel manna any more, but they did eat of
the fruit of the land of Canaan that year."
But a more remarkable instance than this occurs in Deuteronomy; which,
while it shows that Moses could not be the writer of that book, shows also
the fabulous notions that prevailed at that time about giants' In
Deuteronomy iii. 11, among the conquests said to be made by Moses, is an
account of the taking of Og, king of Bashan: "For only Og, king of Bashan,
remained of the race of giants; behold, his bedstead was a bedstead of iron;
is it not in Rabbath of the children of Ammon? nine cubits was the length
thereof, and four cubits the breadth of it, after the cubit of a man." A
cubit is 1 foot 9 888/1000 inches; the length therefore of the bed was 16
feet 4 inches, and the breadth 7 feet 4 inches: thus much for this giant's
bed. Now for the historical part, which, though the evidence is not so
direct and positive as in the former cases, is nevertheless very presumable
and corroborating evidence, and is better than the best evidence on the
contrary side.
The writer, by way of proving the existence of this giant, refers to his
bed, as an ancient relick, and says, is it not in Rabbath (or Rabbah) of the
children of Ammon? meaning that it is; for such is frequently the bible
method of affirming a thing. But it could not be Moses that said this,
because Moses could know nothing about Rabbah, nor of what was in it. Rabbah
was not a city belonging to this giant king, nor was it one of the cities
that Moses took. The knowledge therefore that this bed was at Rabbah, and of
the particulars of its dimensions, must be referred to the time when Rabbah
was taken, and this was not till four hundred years after the death of
Moses; for which, see 2 Sam. xii. 26: "And Joab [David's general] fought
against Rabbah of the children of Ammon, and took the royal city," etc.
As I am not undertaking to point out all the contradictions in time,
place, and circumstance that abound in the books ascribed to Moses, and
which prove to demonstration that those books could not be written by Moses,
nor in the time of Moses, I proceed to the book of Joshua, and to shew that
Joshua is not the author of that book, and that it is anonymous and without
authority. The evidence I shall produce is contained in the book itself: I
will not go out of the Bible for proof against the supposed authenticity of
the Bible. False testimony is always good against itself.
Joshua, according to Joshua i., was the immediate successor of Moses; he
was, moreover, a military man, which Moses was not; and he continued as
chief of the people of Israel twenty-five years; that is, from the time that
Moses died, which, according to the Bible chronology, was B.C. 1451, until
B.C. 1426, when, according to the same chronology, Joshua died. If,
therefore, we find in this book, said to have been written by Joshua,
references to facts done after the death of Joshua, it is evidence that
Joshua could not be the author; and also that the book could not have been
written till after the time of the latest fact which it records. As to the
character of the book, it is horrid; it is a military history of rapine and
murder, as savage and brutal as those recorded of his predecessor in
villainy and hypocrisy, Moses; and the blasphemy consists, as in the former
books, in ascribing those deeds to the orders of the Almighty.
In the first place, the book of Joshua, as is the case in the preceding
books, is written in the third person; it is the historian of Joshua that
speaks, for it would have been absurd and vainglorious that Joshua should
say of himself, as is said of him in the last verse of the sixth chapter,
that "his fame was noised throughout all the country."--I now come more
immediately to the proof.
In Joshua xxiv. 31, it is said "And Israel served the Lord all the days
of Joshua, and all the days of the elders that over-lived Joshua." Now, in
the name of common sense, can it be Joshua that relates what people had done
after he was dead? This account must not only have been written by some
historian that lived after Joshua, but that lived also after the elders that
out-lived Joshua.
There are several passages of a general meaning with respect to time,
scattered throughout the book of Joshua, that carrics the time in which the
book was written to a distance from the time of Joshua, but without marking
by exclusion any particular time, as in the passage above quoted. In that
passage, the time that intervened between the death of Joshua and the death
of the elders is excluded descriptively and absolutely, and the evidence
substantiates that the book could not have been written till after the death
of the last.
But though the passages to which I allude, and which I am going to quote,
do not designate any particular time by exclusion, they imply a time far
more distant from the days of Joshua than is contained between the death of
Joshua and the death of the elders. Such is the passage, x. 14, where, after
giving an account that the sun stood still upon Gibeon, and the moon in the
valley of Ajalon, at the command of Joshua, (a tale only fit to amuse
children) [NOTE: This tale of the sun standing still upon Motint Gibeon, and
the moon in the valley of Ajalon, is one of those fables that detects
itself. Such a circumstance could not have happened without being known all
over the world. One half would have wondered why the sun did not rise, and
the other why it did not set; and the tradition of it would be universal;
whereas there is not a nation in the world that knows anything about it. But
why must the moon stand still? What occasion could there be for moonlight in
the daytime, and that too whilst the sun shined? As a poetical figure, the
whole is well enough; it is akin to that in the song of Deborah and Barak,
The stars in their courses fought against Sisera; but it is inferior to the
figurative declaration of Mahomet to the persons who came to expostulate
with him on his goings on, Wert thou, said he, to come to me with the sun in
thy right hand and the moon in thy left, it should not alter my career. For
Joshua to have exceeded Mahomet, he should have put the sun and moon, one in
each pocket, and carried them as Guy Faux carried his dark lanthorn, and
taken them out to shine as he might happen to want them. The sublime and the
ridiculous are often so nearly related that it is difficult to class them
separately. One step above the sublime makes the ridiculous, and one step
above the ridiculous makes the sublime again; the account, however,
abstracted from the poetical fancy, shews the ignorance of Joshua, for he
should have commanded the earth to have stood still.--Author.] the passage
says: "And there was no day like that, before it, nor after it, that the
Lord hearkened to the voice of a man."
The time implied by the expression after it, that is, after that day,
being put in comparison with all the time that passed before it, must, in
order to give any expressive signification to the passage, mean a great
letgth of time:--for example, it would have been ridiculous to have said so
the next day, or the next week, or the next month, or the next year; to give
therefore meaning to the passage, comparative with the wonder it relates,
and the prior time it alludes to, it must mean centuries of years; less
however than one would be trifling, and less than two would be barely
admissible.
A distant, but general time is also expressed in chapter viii.; where,
after giving an account of the taking the city of Ai, it is said, ver. 28th,
"And Joshua burned Ai, and made it an heap for ever, a desolation unto this
day;" and again, ver. 29, where speaking of the king of Ai, whom Joshua had
hanged, and buried at the entering of the gate, it is said, "And he raised
thereon a great heap of stones, which remaineth unto this day," that is,
unto the day or time in which the writer of the book of Joshua lived. And
again, in chapter x. where, after speaking of the five kings whom Joshua had
hanged on five trees, and then thrown in a cave, it is said, "And he laid
great stones on the cave's mouth, which remain unto this very day."
In enumerating the several exploits of Joshua, and of the tribes, and of
the places which they conquered or attempted, it is said, xv. 63, "As for
the Jebusites, the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the children of Judah could not
drive them out; but the Jebusites dwell with the children of Judah AT
JERUSALEM unto this day." The question upon this passage is, At what time
did the Jebusites and the children of Judah dwell together at Jerusalem? As
this matter occurs again in judges i. I shall reserve my observations till I
come to that part.
Having thus shewn from the book of Joshua itself, without any auxiliary
evidence whatever, that Joshua is not the author of that book, and that it
is anonymous, and consequently without authority, I proceed, as
before-mentioned, to the book of Judges.
The book of Judges is anonymous on the face of it; and, therefore, even
the pretence is wanting to call it the word of God; it has not so much as a
nominal voucher; it is altogether fatherless.
This book begins with the same expression as the book of Joshua. That of
Joshua begins, chap i. 1, Now after the death of Moses, etc., and this of
the Judges begins, Now after the death of Joshua, etc. This, and the
similarity of stile between the two books, indicate that they are the work
of the same author; but who he was, is altogether unknown; the only point
that the book proves is that the author lived long after the time of Joshua;
for though it begins as if it followed immediately after his death, the
second chapter is an epitome or abstract of the whole book, which, according
to the Bible chronology, extends its history through a space of 306 years;
that is, from the death of Joshua, B.C. 1426 to the death of Samson, B.C.
1120, and only 25 years before Saul went to seek his father's asses, and was
made king. But there is good reason to believe, that it was not written till
the time of David, at least, and that the book of Joshua was not written
before the same time.
In Judges i., the writer, after announcing the death of Joshua, proceeds
to tell what happened between the children of Judah and the native
inhabitants of the land of Canaan. In this statement the writer, having
abruptly mentioned Jerusalem in the 7th verse, says immediately after, in
the 8th verse, by way of explanation, "Now the children of Judah had fought
against Jerusalem, and taken it;" consequently this book could not have been
written before Jerusalem had been taken. The reader will recollect the
quotation I have just before made from Joshua xv. 63, where it said that the
Jebusites dwell with the children of Judah at Jerusalem at this day; meaning
the time when the book of Joshua was written.
The evidence I have already produced to prove that the books I have
hitherto treated of were not written by the persons to whom they are
ascribed, nor till many years after their death, if such persons ever lived,
is already so abundant, that I can afford to admit this passage with less
weight than I am entitled to draw from it. For the case is, that so far as
the Bible can be credited as an history, the city of Jerusalem was not taken
till the time of David; and consequently, that the book of Joshua, and of
Judges, were not written till after the commencement of the reign of David,
which was 370 years after the death of Joshua.
The name of the city that was afterward called Jerusalem was originally
Jebus, or Jebusi, and was the capital of the Jebusites. The account of
David's taking this city is given in 2 Samuel, v. 4, etc.; also in 1 Chron.
xiv. 4, etc. There is no mention in any part of the Bible that it was ever
taken before, nor any account that favours such an opinion. It is not said,
either in Samuel or in Chronicles, that they "utterly destroyed men, women
and children, that they left not a soul to breathe," as is said of their
other conquests; and the silence here observed implies that it was taken by
capitulation; and that the Jebusites, the native inhabitants, continued to
live in the place after it was taken. The account therefore, given in
Joshua, that "the Jebusites dwell with the children of Judah" at Jerusalem
at this day, corresponds to no other time than after taking the city by
David.
Having now shown that every book in the Bible, from Genesis to Judges, is
without authenticity, I come to the book of Ruth, an idle, bungling story,
foolishly told, nobody knows by whom, about a strolling country-girl
creeping slily to bed to her cousin Boaz. [The text of Ruth does not imply
the unpleasant sense Paine's words are likely to convey.--Editer.] Pretty
stuff indeed to be called the word of God. It is, however, one of the best
books in the Bible, for it is free from murder and rapine.
I come next to the two books of Samuel, and to shew that those books were
not written by Samuel, nor till a great length of time after the death of
Samuel; and that they are, like all the former books, anonymous, and without
authority.
To be convinced that these books have been written much later than the
time of Samuel, and consequently not by him, it is only necessary to read
the account which the writer gives of Saul going to seek his father's asses,
and of his interview with Samuel, of whom Saul went to enquire about those
lost asses, as foolish people nowa-days go to a conjuror to enquire after
lost things.
The writer, in relating this story of Saul, Samuel, and the asses, does
not tell it as a thing that had just then happened, but as an ancient story
in the time this writer lived; for he tells it in the language or terms used
at the time that Samuel lived, which obliges the writer to explain the story
in the terms or language used in the time the writer lived.
Samuel, in the account given of him in the first of those books, chap.
ix. 13 called the seer; and it is by this term that Saul enquires after him,
ver. 11, "And as they [Saul and his servant] went up the hill to the city,
they found young maidens going out to draw water; and they said unto them,
Is the seer here? "Saul then went according to the direction of these
maidens, and met Samuel without knowing him, and said unto him, ver. 18,
"Tell me, I pray thee, where the seer's house is? and Samuel answered Saul,
and said, I am the seer."
As the writer of the book of Samuel relates these questions and answers,
in the language or manner of speaking used in the time they are said to have
been spoken, and as that manner of speaking was out of use when this author
wrote, he found it necessary, in order to make the story understood, to
explain the terms in which these questions and answers are spoken; and he
does this in the 9th verse, where he says, "Before-tune in Israel, when a
man went to enquire of God, thus he spake, Come let us go to the seer; for
he that is now called a prophet, was before-time called a seer." This
proves, as I have before said, that this story of Saul, Samuel, and the
asses, was an ancient story at the time the book of Samuel was written, and
consequently that Samuel did not write it, and that the book is without
authenticity,
But if we go further into those books the evidence is still more positive
that Samuel is not the writer of them; for they relate things that did not
happen till several years after the death of Samuel. Samuel died before
Saul; for i Samuel, xxviii. tells, that Saul and the witch of Endor conjured
Samuel up after he was dead; yet the history of matters contained in those
books is extended through the remaining part of Saul's life, and to the
latter end of the life of David, who succceded Saul. The account of the
death and burial of Samuel (a thing which he could not write himself) is
related in i Samuel xxv.; and the chronology affixed to this chapter makes
this to be B.C. 106O; yet the history of this first book is brought down to
B.C. 1056, that is, to the death of Saul, which was not till four years
after the death of Samuel.
The second book of Samuel begins with an account of things that did not
happen till four years after Samuel was dead; for it begins with the reign
of David, who succeeded Saul, and it goes on to the end of David's reign,
which was forty-three years after the death of Samuel; and, therefore, the
books are in themselves positive evidence that they were not written by
Samuel.
I have now gone through all the books in the first part of the Bible, to
which the names of persons are affixed, as being the authors of those books,
and which the church, styling itself the Christian church, have imposed upon
the world as the writings of Moses, Joshua and Samuel; and I have detected
and proved the falsehood of this imposition.--And now ye priests, of every
description, who have preached and written against the former part of the
'Age of Reason,' what have ye to say? Will ye with all this mass of evidence
against you, and staring you in the face, still have the assurance to march
into your pulpits, and continue to impose these books on your congregations,
as the works of inspired penmen and the word of God? when it is as evident
as demonstration can make truth appear, that the persons who ye say are the
authors, are not the authors, and that ye know not who the authors are. What
shadow of pretence have ye now to produce for continuing the blasphemous
fraud? What have ye still to offer against the pure and moral religion of
deism, in support of your system of falsehood, idolatry, and pretended
revelation? Had the cruel and murdering orders, with which the Bible is
filled, and the numberless torturing executions of men, women, and children,
in consequence of those orders, been ascribed to some friend, whose memory
you revered, you would have glowed with satisfaction at detecting the
falsehood of the charge, and gloried in defending his injured fame. It is
because ye are sunk in the cruelty of superstition, or feel no interest in
the honour of your Creator, that ye listen to the horrid tales of the Bible,
or hear them with callous indifference. The evidence I have produced, and
shall still produce in the course of this work, to prove that the Bible is
without authority, will, whilst it wounds the stubbornness of a priest,
relieve and tranquillize the minds of millions: it will free them from all
those hard thoughts of the Almighty which priestcraft and the Bible had
infused into their minds, and which stood in everlasting opposition to all
their ideas of his moral justice and benevolence.
I come now to the two books of Kings, and the two books of
Chronicles.--Those books are altogether historical, and are chiefly confined
to the lives and actions of the Jewish kings, who in general were a parcel
of rascals: but these are matters with which we have no more concern than we
have with the Roman emperors, or Homer's account of the Trojan war. Besides
which, as those books are anonymous, and as we know nothing of the writer,
or of his character, it is impossible for us to know what degree of credit
to give to the matters related therein. Like all other ancient histories,
they appear to be a jumble of fable and of fact, and of probable and of
improbable things, but which distance of time and place, and change of
circumstances in the world, have rendered obsolete and uninteresting.
The chief use I shall make of those books will be that of comparing them
with each other, and with other parts of the Bible, to show the confusion,
contradiction, and cruelty in this pretended word of God.
The first book of Kings begins with the reign of Solomon, which,
according to the Bible chronology, was B.C. 1015; and the second book ends
B.C. 588, being a little after the reign of Zedekiah, whom Nebuchadnezzar,
after taking Jerusalem and conquering the Jews, carried captive to Babylon.
The two books include a space of 427 years.
The two books of Chroniclcs are an history of the same times, and in
general of the same persons, by another author; for it would be absurd to
suppose that the same author wrote the history twice over. The first book of
Chronicles (after giving the genealogy from Adam to Saul, which takes up the
first nine chapters) begins with the reign of David; and the last book ends,
as in the last book of Kings, soon, after the reign of Zedekiah, about B.C.
588. The last two verses of the last chapter bring the history 52 years more
forward, that is, to 536. But these verses do not belong to the book, as I
shall show when I come to speak of the book of Ezra.
The two books of Kings, besides the history of Saul, David, and Solomon,
who reigned over all Israel, contain an abstract of the lives of seventeen
kings, and one queen, who are stiled kings of Judah; and of nineteen, who
are stiled kings of Israel; for the Jewish nation, immediately on the death
of Solomon, split into two parties, who chose separate kings, and who
carried on most rancorous wars against each other.
These two books are little more than a history of assassinations,
treachery, and wars. The cruelties that the Jews had accustomed themselves
to practise on the Canaanites, whose country they had savagely invaded,
under a pretended gift from God, they afterwards practised as furiously on
each other. Scarcely half their kings died a natural death, and in some
instances whole families were destroyed to secure possession to the
successor, who, after a few years, and sometimes only a few months, or less,
shared the same fate. In 2 Kings x., an account is given of two baskets full
of children's heads, seventy in number, being exposed at the entrance of the
city; they were the children of Ahab, and were murdered by the orders of
Jehu, whom Elisha, the pretended man of God, had anointed to be king over
Israel, on purpose to commit this bloody deed, and assassinate his
predecessor. And in the account of the reign of Menahem, one of the kings of
Israel who had murdered Shallum, who had reigned but one month, it is said,
2 Kings xv. 16, that Menahem smote the city of Tiphsah, because they opened
not the city to him, and all the women therein that were with child he
ripped up.
Could we permit ourselves to suppose that the Almighty would distinguish
any nation of people by the name of his chosen people, we must suppose that
people to have been an example to all the rest of the world of the purest
piety and humanity, and not such a nation of ruffians and cut-throats as the
ancient Jews were,--a people who, corrupted by and copying after such
monsters and imposters as Moses and Aaron, Joshua, Samuel, and David, had
distinguished themselves above all others on the face of the known earth for
barbarity and wickedness. If we will not stubbornly shut our eyes and steel
our hearts it is impossible not to see, in spite of all that
long-established superstition imposes upon the mind, that the flattering
appellation of his chosen people is no other than a LIE which the priests
and leaders of the Jews had invented to cover the baseness of their own
characters; and which Christian priests sometimes as corrupt, and often as
cruel, have professed to believe.
The two books of Chronicles are a repetition of the same crimes; but the
history is broken in several places, by the author leaving out the reign of
some of their kings; and in this, as well as in that of Kings, there is such
a frequent transition from kings of Judah to kings of Israel, and from kings
of Israel to kings of Judah, that the narrative is obscure in the reading.
In the same book the history sometimes contradicts itself: for example, in 2
Kings, i. 17, we are told, but in rather ambiguous terms, that after the
death of Ahaziah, king of Israel, Jehoram, or Joram, (who was of the house
of Ahab, reigned in his stead in the second Year of Jehoram, or Joram, son
of Jehoshaphat, king of Judah; and in viii. 16, of the same book, it is
said, "And in the fifth year of Joram, the son of Ahab, king of Israel,
Jehoshaphat being then king of Judah, Jehoram, the son of Jehoshaphat king
of judah, began to reign." That is, one chapter says Joram of Judah began to
reign in the second year of Joram of Israel; and the other chapter says,
that Joram of Israel began to reign in the fifth year of Joram of Judah.
Several of the most extraordinary matters related in one history, as
having happened during the reign of such or such of their kings, are not to
be found in the other, in relating the reign of the same king: for example,
the two first rival kings, after the death of Solomon, were Rehoboam and
Jeroboam; and in i Kings xii. and xiii. an account is given of Jeroboam
making an offering of burnt incense, and that a man, who is there called a
man of God, cried out against the altar (xiii. 2): "O altar, altar! thus
saith the Lord: Behold, a child shall be born unto the house of David,
Josiah by name, and upon thee shall he offer the priests of the high places
that burn incense upon thee, and men's bones shall be burned upon thee."
Verse 4: "And it came to pass, when king Jeroboam heard the saying of the
man of God, which had cried against the altar in Bethel, that he put forth
his hand from the altar, saying, Lay hold on him; and his hand which he put
out against him dried up so that he could not pull it again to him."
One would think that such an extraordinary case as this, (which is spoken
of as a judgement,) happening to the chief of one of the parties, and that
at the first moment of the separation of the Israelites into two nations,
would, if it,. had been true, have been recorded in both histories. But
though men, in later times, have believed all that the prophets have said
unto them, it does appear that those prophets, or historians, disbelieved
each other: they knew each other too well.
A long account also is given in Kings about Elijah. It runs through
several chapters, and concludes with telling, 2 Kings ii. 11, "And it came
to pass, as they (Elijah and Elisha) still went on, and talked, that,
behold, there appeared a chariot of fire and horses of fire, and parted them
both asunder, and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." Hum! this the
author of Chronicles, miraculous as the story is, makes no mention of,
though he mentions Elijah by name; neither does he say anything of the story
related in the second chapter of the same book of Kings, of a parcel of
children calling Elisha bald head; and that this man of God (ver. 24)
"turned back, and looked upon them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord;
and there came forth two she-bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two
children of them." He also passes over in silence the story told, 2 Kings
xiii., that when they were burying a man in the sepulchre where Elisha had
been buried, it happened that the dead man, as they were letting him down, (ver.
21) "touched the bones of Elisha, and he (the dead man) revived, and stood
up on his feet." The story does not tell us whether they buried the man,
notwithstanding he revived and stood upon his feet, or drew him up again.
Upon all these stories the writer of the Chronicles is as silent as any
writer of the present day, who did not chose to be accused of lying, or at
least of romancing, would be about stories of the same kind.
But, however these two historians may differ from each other with respect
to the tales related by either, they are silent alike with respect to those
men styled prophets whose writings fill up the latter part of the Bible.
Isaiah, who lived in the time of Hezekiab, is mentioned in Kings, and again
in Chronicles, when these histories are speaking of that reign; but except
in one or two instances at most, and those very slightly, none of the rest
are so much as spoken of, or even their existence hinted at; though,
according to the Bible chronology, they lived within the time those
histories were written; and some of them long before. If those prophets, as
they are called, were men of such importance in their day, as the compilers
of the Bible, and priests and commentators have since represented them to
be, how can it be accounted for that not one of those histories should say
anything about them?
The history in the books of Kings and of Chronicles is brought forward,
as I have already said, to the year B.C. 588; it will, therefore, be proper
to examine which of these prophets lived before that period.
Here follows a table of all the prophets, with the times in which they
lived before Christ, according to the chronology affixed to the first
chapter of each of the books of the prophets; and also of the number of
years they lived before the books of Kings and Chronicles were written:
TABLE of the Prophets, with the time in which they lived before Christ,
and also before the books of Kings and Chronicles were written:
Years Years before NAMES. before Kings and Observations. Christ. Chronicles.
Isaiah.............. 760 172 mentioned.
(mentioned only in Jeremiah............. 629 41 the last [two] chapters of Chronicles.
Ezekiel.............. 595 7 not mentioned.
Daniel............... 607 19 not mentioned.
Hosea................ 785 97 not mentioned.
Joel................. 800 212 not mentioned.
Amos................. 789 199 not meneioned.
Obadiah.............. 789 199 not mentioned.
Jonah................ 862 274 see the note.
Micah................ 750 162 not mentioned.
Nahum............... 7I3 125 not mentioned.
Habakkuk............. 620 38 not mentioned.
Zepbaniah............ 630 42 not mentioned.
Haggai
Zechariah all three after the year 588
Mdachi
[NOTE In 2 Kings xiv. 25, the name of Jonah is
mentioned on account of the restoration of a tract of land by Jeroboam; but
nothing further is said of him, nor is any allusion made to the book of
Jonah, nor to his expedition to Nineveh, nor to his encounter with the
whale.--Author.]
This table is either not very honourable for the Bible historians, or not
very honourable for the Bible prophets; and I leave to priests and
commentators, who are very learned in little things, to settle the point of
etiquette between the two; and to assign a reason, why the authors of Kings
and of Chronicles have treated those prophets, whom, in the former part of
the 'Age of Reason,' I have considered as poets, with as much degrading
silence as any historian of the present day would treat Peter Pindar.
I have one more observation to make on the book of Chronicles; after
which I shall pass on to review the remaining books of the Bible.
In my observations on the book of Genesis, I have quoted a passage from
xxxvi. 31, which evidently refers to a time, after that kings began to reign
over the children of Israel; and I have shown that as this verse is verbatim
the same as in 1 Chronicles i. 43, where it stands consistently with the
order of history, which in Genesis it does not, that the verse in Genesis,
and a great part of the 36th chapter, have been taken from Chronicles; and
that the book of Genesis, though it is placed first in the Bible, and
ascribed to Moses, has been manufactured by some unknown person, after the
book of Chronicles was written, which was not until at least eight hundred
and sixty years after the time of Moses.
The evidence I proceed by to substantiate this, is regular, and has in it
but two stages. First, as I have already stated, that the passage in Genesis
refers itself for time to Chronicles; secondly, that the book of Chronicles,
to which this passage refers itself, was not begun to be written until at
least eight hundred and sixty years after the time of Moses. To prove this,
we have only to look into 1 Chronicles iii. 15, where the writer, in giving
the genealogy of the descendants of David, mentions Zedekiah; and it was in
the time of Zedekiah that Nebuchadnezzar conquered Jerusalem, B.C. 588, and
consequently more than 860 years after Moses. Those who have superstitiously
boasted of the antiquity of the Bible, and particularly of the books
ascribed to Moses, have done it without examination, and without any other
authority than that of one credulous man telling it to another: for, so far
as historical and chronological evidence applies, the very first book in the
Bible is not so ancient as the book of Homer, by more than three hundred
years, and is about the same age with AEsop's Fables.
I am not contending for the morality of Homer; on the contrary, I think
it a book of false glory, and tending to inspire immoral and mischievous
notions of honour; and with respect to AEsop, though the moral is in general
just, the fable is often cruel; and the cruelty of the fable does more
injury to the heart, especially in a child, than the moral does good to the
judgment.
Having now dismissed Kings and Chronicles, I come to the next in course,
the book of Ezra.
As one proof, among others I shall produce to shew the disorder in which
this pretended word of God, the Bible, has been put together, and the
uncertainty of who the authors were, we have only to look at the first three
verses in Ezra, and the last two in 2 Chronicles; for by what kind of
cutting and shuffling has it been that the first three verses in Ezra should
be the last two verses in 2 Chronicles, or that the last two in 2 Chronicles
should be the first three in Ezra? Either the authors did not know their own
works or the compilers did not know the authors.
Last Two Verses of 2 Chronicles.
Ver. 22. Now in the first year of Cyrus, King of Persia, that the word of
the Lord, spoken by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be accomplished, the Lord
stirred up the spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia, that he made a proclamation
throughout all his kingdom, and put it also in writing, saying.
earth hath the Lord God of heaven given me; and he hath charged me to
build him an house in Jerusalem which is in Judah. Who is there among you of
all his people? the Lord his God be with him, and let him go up.
***
First Three Verses of Ezra.
Ver. 1. Now in the first year of Cyrus, king of Persia, that the word of
the Lord, by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be fulfilled, the Lord stirred up
the spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia, that he made a proclamation throughout
all his kingdom, and put it also in writing, saying.
2. Thus saith Cyrus, king of Persia, The Lord God of heaven hath given me
all the kingdoms of the earth; and he hath charged me to build him an house
at Jerusalem, which is in Judah.
3. Who is there among you of all his people? his God be with him, and let
him go up to Jerusalem, which is in Judah, and build the house of the Lord
God of Israel (he is the God) which is in Jerusalem.
*** The last verse in Chronicles is broken abruptly,
and ends in the middle of the phrase with the word 'up' without signifying
to what place. This abrupt break, and the appearance of the same verses in
different books, show as I have already said, the disorder and ignorance in
which the Bible has been put together, and that the compilers of it had no
authority for what they were doing, nor we any authority for believing what
they have done. [NOTE I observed, as I passed along, several broken and
senseless passages in the Bible, without thinking them of consequence enough
to be introduced in the body of the work; such as that, 1 Samuel xiii. 1,
where it is said, "Saul reigned one year; and when he had reigned two years
over Israel, Saul chose him three thousand men," etc. The first part of the
verse, that Saul reigned one year has no sense, since it does not tell us
what Saul did, nor say any thing of what happened at the end of that one
year; and it is, besides, mere absurdity to say he reigned one year, when
the very next phrase says he had reigned two for if he had reigned two, it
was impossible not to have reigned one.
Another instance occurs in Joshua v. where the writer tells us a story of
an angel (for such the table of contents at the head of the chapter calls
him) appearing unto Joshua; and the story ends abruptly, and without any
conclusion. The story is as follows: --Ver. 13. "And it came to pass, when
Joshua was by Jericho, that he lifted up his eyes and looked, and behold
there stood a man over against him with his sword drawn in his hand; and
Joshua went unto bim and said unto him, Art thou for us, or for our
adversaries?" Verse 14, "And he said, Nay; but as captain of the host of the
Lord am I now come. And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and did
worship and said unto him, What saith my Lord unto his servant?" Verse 15,
"And the captain of the Lord's host said unto Josbua, Loose thy shoe from
off thy foot; for the place whereon thou standeth is holy. And Joshua did
so."--And what then? nothing: for here the story ends, and the chapter too.
Either this story is broken off in the middle, or it is a story told by
some Jewish humourist in ridicule of Joshua's pretended mission from God,
and the compilers of the Bible, not perceiving the design of the story, have
told it as a serious matter. As a story of humour and ridicule it has a
great deal of point; for it pompously introduces an angel in the figure of a
man, with a drawn sword in his hand, before whom Joshua falls on his face to
the earth, and worships (which is contrary to their second commandment;) and
then, this most important embassy from heaven ends in telling Joshua to pull
off his shoe. It might as well have told him to pull up his breeches.
It is certain, however, that the Jews did not credit every thing their
leaders told them, as appears from the cavalier manner in which they speak
of Moses, when he was gone into the mount. As for this Moses, say they, we
wot not what is become of him. Exod. xxxii. 1.--Auther.]
The only thing that has any appearance of certainty in the book of Ezra
is the time in which it was written, which was immediately after the return
of the Jews from the Babylonian captivity, about B.C. 536. Ezra (who,
according to the Jewish commentators, is the same person as is called Esdras
in the Apocrypha) was one of the persons who returned, and who, it is
probable, wrote the account of that affair. Nebemiah, whose book follows
next to Ezra, was another of the returned persons; and who, it is also
probable, wrote the account of the same affair, in the book that bears his
name. But those accounts are nothing to us, nor to any other person, unless
it be to the Jews, as a part of the history of their nation; and there is
just as much of the word of God in those books as there is in any of the
histories of France, or Rapin's history of England, or the history of any
other country.
But even in matters of historical record, neither of those writers are to
be depended upon. In Ezra ii., the writer gives a list of the tribes and
families, and of the precise number of souls of each, that returned from
Babylon to Jerusalem; and this enrolment of the persons so returned appears
to have been one of the principal objects for writing the book; but in this
there is an error that destroys the intention of the undertaking.
The writer begins his enrolment in the following manner (ii. 3): "The
children of Parosh, two thousand one hundred seventy and four." Ver. 4, "The
children of Shephatiah, three hundred seventy and two." And in this manner
he proceeds through all the families; and in the 64th verse, he makes a
total, and says, the whole congregation together was forty and two thousand
three hundred and threescore.
But whoever will take the trouble of casting up the several particulars,
will find that the total is but 29,818; so that the error is 12,542. What
certainty then can there be in the Bible for any thing?
[Here Mr. Paine includes the long list of numbers from the Bible of all
the children listed and the total thereof. This can be had directly from the
Bible.]
Nehemiah, in like manner, gives a list of the returned families, and of
the number of each family. He begins as in Ezra, by saying (vii. 8): "The
children of Parosh, two thousand three hundred and seventy-two; "and so on
through all the families. (The list differs in several of the particulars
from that of Ezra.) In ver. 66, Nehemiah makes a total, and says, as Ezra
had said, "The whole congregation together was forty and two thousand three
hundred and threescore." But the particulars of this list make a total but
of 31,089, so that the error here is 11,271. These writers may do well
enough for Bible-makers, but not for any thing where truth and exactness is
necessary.
The next book in course is the book of Esther. If Madam Esther thought it
any honour to offer herself as a kept mistress to Ahasuerus, or as a rival
to Queen Vashti, who had refused to come to a drunken king in the midst of a
drunken company, to be made a show of, (for the account says, they had been
drinking seven days, and were merry,) let Esther and Mordecai look to that,
it is no business of ours, at least it is none of mine; besides which, the
story has a great deal the appearance of being fabulous, and is also
anonymous. I pass on to the book of Job.
The book of Job differs in character from all the books we have hitherto
passed over. Treachery and murder make no part of this book; it is the
meditations of a mind strongly impressed with the vicissitudes of human
life, and by turns sinking under, and struggling against the pressure. It is
a highly wrought composition, between willing submission and involuntary
discontent; and shows man, as he sometimes is, more disposed to be resigned
than he is capable of being. Patience has but a small share in the character
of the person of whom the book treats; on the contrary, his grief is often
impetuous; but he still endeavours to keep a guard upon it, and seems
determined, in the midst of accumulating ills, to impose upon himself the
hard duty of contentment.
I have spoken in a respectful manner of the book of Job in the former
part of the 'Age of Reason,' but without knowing at that time what I have
learned since; which is, that from all the evidence that can be collected,
the book of Job does not belong to the Bible.
I have seen the opinion of two Hebrew commentators, Abenezra and Spinoza,
upon this subject; they both say that the book of Job carries no internal
evidence of being an Hebrew book; that the genius of the composition, and
the drama of the piece, are not Hebrew; that it has been translated from
another language into Hebrew, and that the author of the book was a Gentile;
that the character represented under the name of Satan (which is the first
and only time this name is mentioned in the Bible) [In a later work Paine
notes that in "the Bible" (by which be always means the Old Testament alone)
the word Satan occurs also in 1 Chron. xxi. 1, and remarks that the action
there ascribed to Satan is in 2 Sam. xxiv. 1, attributed to Jehovah ("Essay
on Dreams"). In these places, however, and in Ps. cix. 6, Satan means
"adversary," and is so translated (A.S. version) in 2 Sam. xix. 22, and 1
Kings v. 4, xi. 25. As a proper name, with the article, Satan appears in the
Old Testament only in Job and in Zech. iii. 1, 2. But the authenticity of
the passage in Zechariah has been questioned, and it may be that in finding
the proper name of Satan in Job alone, Paine was following some opinion met
with in one of the authorities whose comments are condensed in his
paragraph.--Editor.] does not correspond to any Hebrew idea; and that the
two convocations which the Deity is supposed to have made of those whom the
poem calls sons of God, and the familiarity which this supposed Satan is
stated to have with the Deity, are in the same case.
It may also be observed, that the book shows itself to be the production
of a mind cultivated in science, which the Jews, so far from being famous
for, were very ignorant of. The allusions to objects of natural philosophy
are frequent and strong, and are of a different cast to any thing in the
books known to be Hebrew. The astronomical names, Pleiades, Orion, and
Arcturus, are Greek and not Hebrew names, and it does not appear from any
thing that is to be found in the Bible that the Jews knew any thing of
astronomy, or that they studied it, they had no translation of those names
into their own language, but adopted the names as they found them in the
poem. [Paine's Jewish critic, David Levi, fastened on this slip ("Detence of
the Old Testament," 1797, p. 152). In the original the names are Ash (Arcturus),
Kesil' (Orion), Kimah' (Pleiades), though the identifications of the
constellations in the A.S.V. have been questioned.--Editor.]
That the Jews did translate the literary productions of the Gentile
nations into the Hebrew language, and mix them with their own, is not a
matter of doubt; Proverbs xxxi. i, is an evidence of this: it is there said,
The word of king Lemuel, the prophecy which his mother taught him. This
verse stands as a preface to the proverbs that follow, and which are not the
proverbs of Solomon, but of Lemuel; and this Lemuel was not one of the kings
of Israel, nor of Judah, but of some other country, and consequently a
Gentile. The Jews however have adopted his proverbs; and as they cannot give
any account who the author of the book of Job was, nor how they came by the
book, and as it differs in character from the Hebrew writings, and stands
totally unconnected with every other book and chapter in the Bible before it
and after it, it has all the circumstantial evidence of being originally a
book of the Gentiles. [The prayer known by the name of Agur's Prayer, in
Proverbs xxx.,--immediately preceding the proverbs of Lemuel, --and which is
the only sensible, well-conceived, and well-expressed prayer in the Bible,
has much the appearance of being a prayer taken from the Gentiles. The name
of Agur occurs on no other occasion than this; and he is introduced,
together with the prayer ascribed to him, in the same manner, and nearly in
the same words, that Lemuel and his proverbs are introduced in the chapter
that follows. The first verse says, "The words of Agur, the son of Jakeh,
even the prophecy: "here the word prophecy is used with the same application
it has in the following chapter of Lemuel, unconnected with anything of
prediction. The prayer of Agur is in the 8th and 9th verses, "Remove far
from me vanity and lies; give me neither riches nor poverty, but feed me
with food convenient for me; lest I be full and deny thee and say, Who is
the Lord? or lest I be poor and steal, and take the name of my God in vain."
This has not any of the marks of being a Jewish prayer, for the Jews never
prayed but when they were in trouble, and never for anything but victory,
vengeance, or riches.--Author. (Prov. xxx. 1, and xxxi. 1, the word
"prophecy" in these verses is tranrinted "oracle" or "burden" (marg.) in the
revised version.--The prayer of Agur was quoted by Paine in his plea for the
officers of Excise, 1772. --Editer.]
The Bible-makers, and those regulators of time, the Bible chronologists,
appear to have been at a loss where to place and how to dispose of the book
of Job; for it contains no one historical circumstance, nor allusion to any,
that might serve to determine its place in the Bible. But it would not have
answered the purpose of these men to have informed the world of their
ignorance; and, therefore, they have affixed it to the aera of B.C. 1520,
which is during the time the Israelites were in Egypt, and for which they
have just as much authority and no more than I should have for saying it was
a thousand years before that period. The probability however is, that it is
older than any book in the Bible; and it is the only one that can be read
without indignation or disgust.
We know nothing of what the ancient Gentile world (as it is called) was
before the time of the Jews, whose practice has been to calumniate and
blacken the character of all other nations; and it is from the Jewish
accounts that we have learned to call them heathens. But, as far as we know
to the contrary, they were a just and moral people, and not addicted, like
the Jews, to cruelty and revenge, but of whose profession of faith we are
unacquainted. It appears to have been their custom to personify both virtue
and vice by statues and images, as is done now-a-days both by statuary and
by painting; but it does not follow from this that they worshipped them any
more than we do.--I pass on to the book of,
Psalms, of which it is not necessary to make much observation. Some of
them are moral, and others are very revengeful; and the greater part relates
to certain local circumstances of the Jewish nation at the time they were
written, with which we have nothing to do. It is, however, an error or an
imposition to call them the Psalms of David; they are a collection, as
song-books are now-a-days, from different song-writers, who lived at
different times. The 137th Psalm could not have been written till more than
400 years after the time of David, because it is written in commemoration of
an event, the capitivity of the Jews in Babylon, which did not happen till
that distance of time. "By the rivers of Babylon we sat down; yea, we wept
when we remembered Zion. We hanged our harps upon the willows, in the midst
thereof; for there they that carried us away cartive required of us a song,
saying, sing us one of the songs of Zion." As a man would say to an
American, or to a Frenchman, or to an Englishman, sing us one of your
American songs, or your French songs, or your English songs. This remark,
with respect to the time this psalm was written, is of no other use than to
show (among others already mentioned) the general imposition the world has
been under with respect to the authors of the Bible. No regard has been paid
to time, place, and circumstance; and the names of persons have been affixed
to the several books which it was as impossible they should write, as that a
man should walk in procession at his own funeral.
The Book of Proverbs. These, like the Psalms, are a collection, and that
from authors belonging to other nations than those of the Jewish nation, as
I have shewn in the observations upon the book of Job; besides which, some
of the Proverbs ascribed to Solomon did not appear till two hundred and
fifty years after the death of Solomon; for it is said in xxv. i, "These are
also proverbs of Solomon which the men of Hezekiah, king of Judah, copied
out." It was two hundred and fifty years from the time of Solomon to the
time of Hezekiah. When a man is famous and his name is abroad he is made the
putative father of things he never said or did; and this, most probably, has
been the case with Solomon. It appears to have been the fashion of that day
to make proverbs, as it is now to make jest-books, and father them upon
those who never saw them. [A "Tom Paine's Jest Book" had appeared in London
with little or nothing of Paine in it.--Editor.]
The book of Ecclesiastes, or the Preacher, is also ascribed to Solomon,
and that with much reason, if not with truth. It is written as the solitary
reflections of a worn-out debauchee, such as Solomon was, who looking back
on scenes he can no longer enjoy, cries out All is Vanity! A great deal of
the metaphor and of the sentiment is obscure, most probably by translation;
but enough is left to show they were strongly pointed in the original.
[Those that look out of the window shall be darkened, is an obscure figure
in translation for loss of sight.--Author.] From what is transmitted to us
of the character of Solomon, he was witty, ostentatious, dissolute, and at
last melancholy. He lived fast, and died, tired of the world, at the age of
fifty-eight years.
Seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines, are worse than none;
and, however it may carry with it the appearance of heightened enjoyment, it
defeats all the felicity of affection, by leaving it no point to fix upon;
divided love is never happy. This was the case with Solomon; and if he could
not, with all his pretensions to wisdom, discover it beforehand, he merited,
unpitied, the mortification he afterwards endured. In this point of view,
his preaching is unnecessary, because, to know the consequences, it is only
necessary to know the cause. Seven hundred wives, and three hundred
concubines would have stood in place of the whole book. It was needless
after this to say that all was vanity and vexation of spirit; for it is
impossible to derive happiness from the company of those whom we deprive of
happiness.
To be happy in old age it is necessary that we accustom ourselves to
objects that can accompany the mind all the way through life, and that we
take the rest as good in their day. The mere man of pleasure is miserable in
old age; and the mere drudge in business is but little better: whereas,
natural philosophy, mathematical and mechanical science, are a continual
source of tranquil pleasure, and in spite of the gloomy dogmas of priests,
and of superstition, the study of those things is the study of the true
theology; it teaches man to know and to admire the Creator, for the
principles of science are in the creation, and are unchangeable, and of
divine origin.
Those who knew Benjaman Franklin will recollect, that his mind was ever
young; his temper ever serene; science, that never grows grey, was always
his mistress. He was never without an object; for when we cease to have an
object we become like an invalid in an hospital waiting for death.
Solomon's Songs, amorous and foolish enough, but which wrinkled
fanaticism has called divine.--The compilers of the Bible have placed these
songs after the book of Ecclesiastes; and the chronologists have affixed to
them the aera of B.C. 1O14, at which time Solomon, according to the same
chronology, was nineteen years of age, and was then forming his seraglio of
wives and concubines. The Bible-makers and the chronologists should have
managed this matter a little better, and either have said nothing about the
time, or chosen a time less inconsistent with the supposed divinity of those
songs; for Solomon was then in the honey-moon of one thousand debaucheries.
It should also have occurred to them, that as he wrote, if he did write,
the book of Ecclesiastes, long after these songs, and in which he exclaims
that all is vanity and vexation of spirit, that he included those songs in
that description. This is the more probable, because he says, or somebody
for him, Ecclesiastes ii. 8, I got me men-singers, and women-singers (most
probably to sing those songs], and musical instruments of all sores; and
behold (Ver. ii), "all was vanity and vexation of spirit." The compilers
however have done their work but by halves; for as they have given us the
songs they should have given us the tunes, that we might sing them.
The books called the books of the Prophets fill up all the remaining part
of the Bible; they are sixteen in number, beginning with Isaiah and ending
with Malachi, of which I have given a list in the observations upon
Chronicles. Of these sixteen prophets, all of whom except the last three
lived within the time the books of Kings and Chronicles were written, two
only, Isaiah and Jeremiah, are mentioned in the history of those books. I
shall begin with those two, reserving, what I have to say on the general
character of the men called prophets to another part of the work.
Whoever will take the trouble of reading the book ascribed to Isaiah,
will find it one of the most wild and disorderly compositions ever put
together; it has neither beginning, middle, nor end; and, except a short
historical part, and a few sketches of history in the first two or three
chapters, is one continued incoherent, bombastical rant, full of extravagant
metaphor, without application, and destitute of meaning; a school-boy would
scarcely have been excusable for writing such stuff; it is (at least in
translation) that kind of composition and false taste that is properly
called prose run mad.
The historical part begins at chapter xxxvi., and is continued to the end
of chapter xxxix. It relates some matters that are said to have passed
during the reign of Hezekiah, king of Judah, at which time Isaiah lived.
This fragment of history begins and ends abruptly; it has not the least
connection with the chapter that precedes it, nor with that which follows
it, nor with any other in the book. It is probable that Isaiah wrote this
fragment himself, because he was an actor in the circumstances it treats of;
but except this part there are scarcely two chapters that have any
connection with each other. One is entitled, at the beginning of the first
verse, the burden of Babylon; another, the burden of Moab; another, the
burden of Damascus; another, the burden of Egypt; another, the burden of the
Desert of the Sea; another, the burden of the Valley of Vision: as you would
say the story of the Knight of the Burning Mountain, the story of
Cinderella, or the glassen slipper, the story of the Sleeping Beauty in the
Wood, etc., etc.
I have already shown, in the instance of the last two verses of 2
Chronicles, and the first three in Ezra, that the compilers of the Bible
mixed and confounded the writings of different authors with each other;
which alone, were there no other cause, is sufficient to destroy the
authenticity of an compilation, because it is more than presumptive evidence
that the compilers are ignorant who the authors were. A very glaring
instance of this occurs in the book ascribed to Isaiah: the latter part of
the 44th chapter, and the beginning of the 45th, so far from having been
written by Isaiah, could only have been written by some person who lived at
least an hundred and fifty years after Isaiah was dead.
These chapters are a compliment to Cyrus, who permitted the Jews to
return to Jerusalem from the Babylonian captivity, to rebuild Jerusalem and
the temple, as is stated in Ezra. The last verse of the 44th chapter, and
the beginning of the 45th [Isaiah] are in the following words: "That saith
of Cyrus, he is my shepherd, and shall perform all my pleasure; even saying
to Jerusalem, thou shalt be built; and to the temple thy foundations shall
be laid: thus saith the Lord to his enointed, to Cyrus, whose right hand I
have holden to subdue nations before him, and I will loose the loins of
kings to open before him the two-leaved gates, and the gates shall not be
shut; I will go before thee," etc.
What audacity of church and priestly ignorance it is to impose this book
upon the world as the writing of Isaiah, when Isaiah, according to their own
chronology, died soon after the death of Hezekiah, which was B.C. 698; and
the decree of Cyrus, in favour of the Jews returning to Jerusalem, was,
according to the same chronology, B.C. 536; which is a distance of time
between the two of 162 years. I do not suppose that the compilers of the
Bible made these books, but rather that they picked up some loose, anonymous
essays, and put them together under the names of such authors as best suited
their purpose. They have encouraged the imposition, which is next to
inventing it; for it was impossible but they must have observed it.
When we see the studied craft of the scripture-makers, in making every
part of this romantic book of school-boy's eloquence bend to the monstrous
idea of a Son of God, begotten by a ghost on the body of a virgin, there is
no imposition we are not justified in suspecting them of. Every phrase and
circumstance are marked with the barbarous hand of superstitious torture,
and forced into meanings it was impossible they could have. The head of
every chapter, and the top of every page, are blazoned with the names of
Christ and the Church, that the unwary reader might suck in the error before
he began to read.
Behold a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son (Isa. vii. I4), has been
interpreted to mean the person called Jesus Christ, and his mother Mary, and
has been echoed through christendom for more than a thousand years; and such
has been the rage of this opinion, that scarcely a spot in it but has been
stained with blood and marked with desolation in consequence of it. Though
it is not my intention to enter into controversy on subjects of this kind,
but to confine myself to show that the Bible is spurious,--and thus, by
taking away the foundation, to overthrow at once the whole structure of
superstition raised thereon,--I will however stop a moment to expose the
fallacious application of this passage.
Whether Isaiah was playing a trick with Ahaz, king of Judah, to whom this
passage is spoken, is no business of mine; I mean only to show the
misapplication of the passage, and that it has no more reference to Christ
and his mother, than it has to me and my mother. The story is simply this:
The king of Syria and the king of Israel (I have already mentioned that
the Jews were split into two nations, one of which was called Judah, the
capital of which was Jerusalem, and the other Israel) made war jointly
against Ahaz, king of Judah, and marched their armies towards Jerusalem.
Ahaz and his people became alarmed, and the account says (Is. vii. 2), Their
hearts were moved as the trees of the wood are moved with the wind.
In this situation of things, Isaiah addresses himself to Ahaz, and
assures him in the name of the Lord (the cant phrase of all the prophets)
that these two kings should not succeed against him; and to satisfy Ahaz
that this should be the case, tells him to ask a sign. This, the account
says, Ahaz declined doing; giving as a reason that he would not tempt the
Lord; upon which Isaiah, who is the speaker, says, ver. 14, "Therefore the
Lord himself shall give you a sign; behold a virgin shall conceive and bear
a son;" and the 16th verse says, "And before this child shall know to refuse
the evil, and choose the good, the land which thou abhorrest or dreadest
[meaning Syria and the kingdom of Israel] shall be forsaken of both her
kings." Here then was the sign, and the time limited for the completion of
the assurance or promise; namely, before this child shall know to refuse the
evil and choose the good.
Isaiah having committed himself thus far, it became necessary to him, in
order to avoid the imputation of being a false prophet, and the consequences
thereof, to take measures to make this sign appear. It certainly was not a
difficult thing, in any time of the world, to find a girl with child, or to
make her so; and perhaps Isaiah knew of one beforehand; for I do not suppose
that the prophets of that day were any more to be trusted than the priests
of this: be that, however, as it may, he says in the next chapter, ver. 2,
"And I took unto me faithful witnesses to record, Uriah the priest, and
Zechariah the son of Jeberechiah, and I went unto the prophetess, and she
conceived and bare a son."
Here then is the whole story, foolish as it is, of this child and this
virgin; and it is upon the barefaced perversion of this story that the book
of Matthew, and the impudence and sordid interest of priests in later times,
have founded a theory, which they call the gospel; and have applied this
story to signify the person they call Jesus Christ; begotten, they say, by a
ghost, whom they call holy, on the body of a woman engaged in marriage, and
afterwards married, whom they call a virgin, seven hundred years after this
foolish story was told; a theory which, speaking for myself, I hesitate not
to believe, and to say, is as fabulous and as false as God is true. [In Is.
vii. 14, it is said that the child should be called Immanuel; but this name
was not given to either of the children, otherwise than as a character,
which the word signifies. That of the prophetess was called Maher-shalalhash-baz,
and that of Mary was called Jesus.--Author.]
But to show the imposition and falsehood of Isaiah we have only to attend
to the sequel of this story; which, though it is passed over in silence in
the book of Isaiah, is related in 2 Chronicles, xxviii; and which is, that
instead of these two kings failing in their attempt against Ahaz, king of
Judah, as Isaiah had pretended to foretel in the name of the Lord, they
succeeded: Ahaz was defeated and destroyed; an hundred and twenty thousand
of his people were slaughtered; Jerusalem was plundered, and two hundred
thousand women and sons and daughters carried into captivity. Thus much for
this lying prophet and imposter Isaiah, and the book of falsehoods that
bears his name. I pass on to the book of
Jeremiah. This prophet, as he is called, lived in the time that
Nebuchadnezzar besieged Jerusalem, in the reign of Zedekiah, the last king
of Judah; and the suspicion was strong against him that he was a traitor in
the interest of Nebuchadnezzar. Every thing relating to Jeremiah shows him
to have been a man of an equivocal character: in his metaphor of the potter
and the clay, (ch. xviii.) he guards his prognostications in such a crafty
manner as always to leave himself a door to escape by, in case the event
should be contrary to what he had predicted. In the 7th and 8th verses he
makes the Almighty to say, "At what instant I shall speak concerning a
nation, and concerning a kingdom, to pluck up, and to pull down, and destroy
it, if that nation, against whom I have pronounced, turn from their evil, I
will repent me of the evil that I thought to do unto them." Here was a
proviso against one side of the case: now for the other side. Verses 9 and
10, "At what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a
kingdom, to build and to plant it, if it do evil in my sight, that it obey
not my voice, then I will repent me of the good wherewith I said I would
benefit them." Here is a proviso against the other side; and, according to
this plan of prophesying, a prophet could never be wrong, however mistaken
the Almighty might be. This sort of absurd subterfuge, and this manner of
speaking of the Almighty, as one would speak of a man, is consistent with
nothing but the stupidity of the Bible.
As to the authenticity of the book, it is only necessary to read it in
order to decide positively that, though some passages recorded therein may
have been spoken by Jeremiah, he is not the author of the book. The
historical parts, if they can be called by that name, are in the most
confused condition; the same events are several times repeated, and that in
a manner different, and sometimes in contradiction to each other; and this
disorder runs even to the last chapter, where the history, upon which the
greater part of the book has been employed, begins anew, and ends abruptly.
The book has all the appearance of being a medley of unconnected anecdotes
respecting persons and things of that time, collected together in the same
rude manner as if the various and contradictory accounts that are to be
found in a bundle of newspapers, respecting persons and things of the
present day, were put together without date, order, or explanation. I will
give two or three examples of this kind.
It appears, from the account of chapter xxxvii. that the army of
Nebuchadnezzer, which is called the army of the Chaldeans, had besieged
Jerusalem some time; and on their hearing that the army of Pharaoh of Egypt
was marching against them, they raised the siege and retreated for a time.
It may here be proper to mention, in order to understand this confused
history, that Nebuchadnezzar had besieged and taken Jerusalem during the
reign of Jehoakim, the redecessor of Zedekiah; and that it was
Nebuchadnezzar who had make Zedekiah king, or rather viceroy; and that this
second siege, of which the book of Jeremiah treats, was in consequence of
the revolt of Zedekiah against Nebuchadnezzar. This will in some measure
account for the suspicion that affixes itself to Jeremiah of being a
traitor, and in the interest of Nebuchadnezzar,--whom Jeremiah calls, xliii.
10, the servant of God.
Chapter xxxvii. 11-13, says, "And it came to pass, that, when the army of
the Chaldeans was broken up from Jerusalem, for fear of Pharaoh's army, that
Jeremiah went forth out of Jerusalem, to go (as this account states) into
the land of Benjamin, to separate himself thence in the midst of the people;
and when he was in the gate of Benjamin a captain of the ward was there,
whose name was Irijah ... and he took Jeremiah the prophet, saying, Thou
fallest away to the Chaldeans; then Jeremiah said, It is false; I fall not
away to the Chaldeans." Jeremiah being thus stopt and accused, was, after
being examined, committed to prison, on suspicion of being a traitor, where
he remained, as is stated in the last verse of this chapter.
But the next chapter gives an account of the imprisonment of Jeremiah,
which has no connection with this account, but ascribes his imprisonment to
another circumstance, and for which we must go back to chapter xxi. It is
there stated, ver. 1, that Zedekiah sent Pashur the son of Malchiah, and
Zephaniah the son of Maaseiah the priest, to Jeremiah, to enquire of him
concerning Nebuchadnezzar, whose army was then before Jerusalem; and
Jeremiah said to them, ver. 8, "Thus saith the Lord, Behold I set before you
the way of life, and the way of death; he that abideth in this city shall
die by the sword and by the famine, and by the pestilence; but he that goeth
out and falleth to the Clialdeans that besiege you, he shall live, and his
life shall be unto him for a prey."
This interview and conference breaks off abruptly at the end of the 10th
verse of chapter xxi.; and such is the disorder of this book that we have to
pass over sixteen chapters upon v |